Thursday, 8 March 2012

Indiana Jones and the Sleazy Tour Guide.


Wadi Masua, Jordan
Day 8

At 5:30am it was time for my last cold shower in Amman. I couldn’t face it so I just splashed my face and brushed my teeth. I didn’t care if I stunk out the three hour bus to Wadi Musa.

Wadi Musa is a small village that is perched next to ruins of Petra.

I’m ashamed to admit it but until reading my Lonely Planet I had just assumed that Petra was a figment of George Lucas’s imagination, like Jar-Jar Binks, only majestic and wonderful.

I had seen it many times as a kid watching Harrison Ford and Sean Connery arrive at Petra to find the Holy Grail at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

I had no idea it existed, I had no idea it was in Jordan and I had no Idea it was called Petra.

Anyway, it exists and it’s amazing.

Carved out of huge sandstone mountains and valleys, this ancient city was once, as my tour guide described it as, the Hong Kong or Singapore of it’s day. It was a trading hub for spices coming from India, but when the route changed, the city was neglected and more or less abandoned, except for nomadic tribes of Bedouins who lived in the various small hollowed out caves.

Our tour guide, a local dude who had studied politics at university, rattled off stats and tales about the city with a decidedly bored manner. Every now and again I’d see his eyes track something behind us.

It didn’t take long for me to figure out what he was looking at. He was checking out every female tourist who walked passed. I had to marvel at his consistency. This guy didn’t miss a thing.

After our tour I was free to wander the old city. I’d met an American guy called Matt on the bus, and we climbed to a peak to watch the sun set over the desert.

Petra is awesome. In the literal sense of the word.


The treasury building, as discovered by Indiana Jones.
The monastery building, unfortunately featured in one of the Transformers films

These poor dudes are all over the place trying to sell you stuff, they are pretty relaxed about it though.

The treasury appears after waling through a narrow canyon called a "siq".





The monastery at dusk.


1 comment:

  1. They seem no work of man (or woman's) creative hand
    Where Labour wrought as wayward fancy planned
    But from the rock as if by magic grown,
    Eternal—silent—beautiful—alone

    But rosy-red — as if the blush of dawn
    Which first beheld them were not yet withdrawn
    The hues of youth upon a brow of woe
    Which Man (& Woman) called old two thousand years ago
    Match me such marvel, save in Eastern clime
    A rose-red city — 'half as old as time!'
    PETRA by John William Burgon 1845

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